Single and ready to Mingle ;)
you better czechoslovakia before you wreckyoslovkia
why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes
church: follow jesus
me: does he follow back?
me: promo 4 promo?
when you try your best
but you don’t succeed
do you ever see a person you used to be friends with and you’re like “glad i got the fuck outta that one”
4-week-old Golden Retriever puppies who are all future Leader Dogs for the Blind.
Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension
- "Make me",
- "oh really",
- "is that so"
"What’s in it for me?"
"The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348–50 CE."