andrvw:

black licorice isn’t a candy it’s a punishment 

(via choakibared)


jetbag:

one time i actually thought i had a chance with someone 

(via officialfrenchtoast)


softna:

i need a two hour long hug

(via boomsilencio)


joeyvachon:

i need a 3 hour kiss

(via joshpeck)


nasftamywinehouse:

up until the age of three my mum took me to countless doctors and got me checked out a billion times because she thought i was deaf and i wasnt speaking but it turned out that i was just ignoring everyone unless food/toys/things i want were involved. nothing has changed tbh

(via choakibared)


algrenion:

overlypolitebisexual:

whenever i see these post-apocalyptic films set in the USA where everyone is pretty much just killing each other with no mention of other nations i always just assume that the rest of the world is fine and has learnt how to resume life as normal

 

(via choakibared)


asian:

I really like you but you’re an ocean and I’m just a wave

(via joshpeck)


catswithbenefits:

i dont want a job i just want paychecks

(via scarriest)


vagisodium:

i am too young to have this many embarrassing memories

(via scarriest)